Song Parodies -> "Gonna Die"

Original Song Title:

"Honey Pie"

Original Performer:

"Gonna Die"

Parody Written by:

The Lyrics

Parody #10 in the H2G2/White Album series. Whenever I get an idea for the series, I seem to get a few more on the same day. Enjoy.

He was a dull-ish guy
North of England way.
Now he’s hitching-hiking
In the galax-aye

And if you could only ask him
This is what he’d say

Gonna die, foreign germs will infect me
And some mice will dissect me
Oh, can I please go home

Oh gonna die, a Bugblatter is feeding
There’s a poetry reading
On my mouth there is foam

Those are giant missiles I can clearly see
And now the ways they’re barreling
Means they’re coming at me
Oh gonna die, an improbably small push
Toward a Vogon fleet ambush
Elsewhere I’d like to roam

Gonna die unhappily

The galaxy’s wack

Don’t like this kinda, odd kinda weirdness
Odd kinda weirdness
I need tea now
Give me tea and take me back home

Will the sun that blows this ship
To smithereens
Kindly let me change my soiled jeans
Oh, gonna die, this is making me crazy
The whole galaxy hates me
Oh, can I please go home
They’re… They’re out for me, gonna die

Gonna die, gonna die

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Matthias - March 01, 2012 - Report this comment

Fantastic! I loved that this parody was all in Arthur Dent's perspective. Although sadly he cannot go home because the Vogons destroyed the Earth in order to make way for a Bi-Space Highway.

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