Lazy piranha, doesn't like to hunt
Won't chase after healthy fish, just eats runts
Lazy piranha, doesn't lift a fin
Guess it's no surprise that he's so damned thin

Mako sharks are menacing when slaying...
Jellyfish are joyful when they stun...
Orca whales are ominously preying...
Sea urchins run!

Lazy piranha, lounging in the sea
Suffering from muscular atrophy
Lazy piranha got expelled from school
(Teacher'd seen more pep from a one-legged mule)

Sea-list crowd won't let him share their dinner
(Octopus is guardin' what he's grabbed)
Slutty Mermaid just lets 'Bones' get thinner
(Won't share her crabs)

Lazy piranha, what's a fish to do?
Barely motivated enough to chew
Lazy piranha might just waste away
(Or end up on some guppy's dinner tray...)