Oh, when Tim Burton needed
An actor with elan
I begged and I pleaded
I wanna play Batman
I wanna play Batman
I wanna play Batman

Now, one did it best
And I'm his biggest fan
If not Adam West
Then I should play Batman
Then I should play Batman
I wanna play Batman

And when George Clooney stepped into the
Bat guise
His rubber nipples made me scream
"Ow, my eyes, ow, my eyes, ow, my eyes"

Well, Keaton, was a lame-o
And Kilmer was a ham
It seems such a shame, oh
I didn't play Batman
I didn't play Batman
I wanna play Batman

And when George Clooney donned the Batsuit
In "four"
His skintight buttocks were as big
As Al Gore's, as Al Gore's, as Al Gore's

When Bale growls his Bat-lines
He's hard to understand
But you'd hear them just fine
If I had played Batman
If I had played Batman
I wanna play Batm-a-an
I wanna play Batmah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-an