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Song Parodies -> "I Wore a Thong"

Original Song Title:

"It Won't Be Long"

Original Performer:

The Beatles

Parody Song Title:

"I Wore a Thong"

Parody Written by:

Porfle Popnecker

The Lyrics

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I wore a thong, yeah (yeah) yeah (yeah) yeah (yeah)
I wore a thong, yeah (yeah) yeah (yeah) yeah (yeah)
I wore a thong, yeah (yeah)
To thing this thong to you

Lucky you, now here I am in the raw
Just got through, with your Gram and your Maw

I wore a thong, yeah (yeah) yeah (yeah) yeah (yeah)
I wore a thong, yeah (yeah) yeah (yeah) yeah (yeah)
I wore a thong, yeah (yeah)
To thing this thong to you

Now my butt cheeks, bouncy and round
Are divided, identical mounds
Down my crack, plant a sugar smack
Upon my thong, upon my thong

What a sight, my buttocks bobble and dance
Pillow fight, booty beasts in my pants

I wore a thong, yeah (yeah) yeah (yeah) yeah (yeah)
I wore a thong, yeah (yeah) yeah (yeah) yeah (yeah)
I wore a thong, yeah (yeah)
To thing this thong to you

Since I blessed you, offered you bliss
Total access, that's sealed with a kiss
Great divide, flossin' deep and wide
It's in the zone, it's in the zone, so

Thing a thong, grab these tweets with your tongs
Spank 'em long, there's more to love than King Kong's

I wore a thong, yeah (yeah) yeah (yeah) yeah (yeah)
I wore a thong, yeah (yeah) yeah (yeah) yeah (yeah)
I wore a thong, yeah (yeah)
To thing...this thong...to yooou, ooo

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Pacing: 4.8
How Funny: 4.6
Overall Rating: 4.4
Total Votes: 5

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Peter Andersson - April 06, 2012 - Report this comment
Could it be that my thong song the other day inspired this? Good job with it, but I don't get the repeated line "to thing this thong to you".
Porfle Popnecker - April 06, 2012 - Report this comment
Yeah, I thought your thong thing needed thome company! The "thing a thong" thing in the thong is due to the thinger's intermittent lisping problem.
Rob Arndt - April 06, 2012 - Report this comment
Let it all hang out- 555!!!
Porfle Popnecker - April 06, 2012 - Report this comment
Thanks for hangin' five, dude!

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