Song Parodies -> "Here, There and Everywhere is a Starbucks"

Original Song Title:

"Her, There, and Everywhere"

Original Performer:

"Here, There and Everywhere is a Starbucks"

Parody Written by:

The Lyrics

Continuing my complete butchery of my favorite band, I submit more parodies written around the time the Anthologies came out. I know there may be ideas similar to what's already here, but oh well. P.S.,I have new website under construction.

To make a coffee cup
I need Starbucks to be here

Here, more of them every year
Charging a price that is way above cost
Profits aren't lost
By anyone working there

There, popping up everywhere
No one is thinking, "why do we come here?"
There's no atmosphere
And good music is quite rare

I see them everywhere
All the coffee houses with
A corporate logo there
But they have no trouble
Filling every chair

Look at the lemmings in there
Each one believing that
Starbucks is chic
But it's pretty weak
But patrons don't seem to care

I swear they're everywhere
Here there and everywhere

http://home.comcast.net/~duncanoff

Previous Parody Added to the Site | Next Parody Added to the Site

Your Vote & Comment Counts

The parody authors spend a lot of time writing parodies for the website and they appreciate feedback in the form of votes and comments. Please take some time to leave a comment below about this parody.

User Comments

Comments are subject to review, and can be removed by the administration of the site at any time and for any reason.

Phil Alexander - January 15, 2004 - Report this comment

Missed this first time around, but it came up on a random search :-) Short, but sweet - just how I don't like my coffee

Rick D - January 15, 2004 - Report this comment

As living musicians, we hate the Starbucks philosophy, canned music, get em in/get em out/ fancy names.....etc It's truly the McDonalds of coffee shops.

David Chrenko - January 16, 2004 - Report this comment

Thanks to Phil, I also found this li'l ditty. Starbucks began as an experiment to see just how much the American public WOULD be willing to spend for a cup of coffee. LOL

meow79 - January 24, 2004 - Report this comment

Great and clever parody! And you're right about Starbucks' taste--somehow everything I've drunk there makes me imagine I'm licking the inside of a very old toaster.

The author of the parody has authorized comments, and wants YOUR feedback.