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Song Parodies -> "I Don't Want to Soil the Potty"

Original Song Title:

"I Don't Want to Spoil the Party"

Original Performer:

The Beatles

Parody Song Title:

"I Don't Want to Soil the Potty"

Parody Written by:

Rick Duncan

The Lyrics

Continuing my complete butchery of my favorite band, I submit more parodies written around the time the Anthologies came out. I know there may be ideas similar to what's already here, but oh well. P.S.,I have new website under construction.
I don't want to soil the potty when I go
So I'll put the toilet seat down really low
For women all complain
That they sit on a stain
And everytime you do, they let you know

I've had a drink or ten to quench my thirst
And I feel my bladder just about to burst
So when I go in there
I'll act like it's a chair
Next thing that you know I'll lug a purse

I don't want to have a fight
In the bathroom
So I'll tell her that she's right
In the bathroom

I don't want to soil the potty when I pee
And there's no one that's as feminist as me
And when it gets too hard
I'll whiz in the back yard
And write my name on every wall I see
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Michael Pacholek - October 20, 2003 - Report this comment
As they say in New England, "Wicked pisser!" Actually, what they say in New England is, "Why, God, why? Why must you torment us with Yankees?"

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