Song Parodies -> "Golgafrinchan (Ship of Fools)"

Original Song Title:

"All My Loving"

Original Performer:

"Golgafrinchan (Ship of Fools)"

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The Lyrics

Golgafrinchan is pronounced: "Gal-gah-frinch-in" .... Those of you who actually read this parody are probably a big fan of "Hitchhikers Guide To The Galaxy" so you should be awesome and join this project that 2nz started... We need 42 parodies and we're only at 35! The link to the project can be found here: http://www.inthe00s.com/index.php?topic=45921.0

They’re despised on their planet
The others can’t stand it
They sent them in space out to Earth
Their comander just bathes
While they’re stuck out in space
Hoping no Star Goat will eat them first

Their crew’s filled with hairdressers
Some phone sterilizers
And some others that are worthless dudes
Since they sent them away
They wiped out their whole race
With those germs on their phones they were screwed

Golgafrinchan
Brains aren’t being used!
Prehistoric
Earth they crashed into

The ancestors of humans
But they’re way too stupid
It seems future people are doomed
What they use for money
Is a whole bunch of leaves
And they’ll burn down the rest that have bloomed!*

Golgafrinchan
Got a few screws lose
For the wheel
What paint should we choose?

Golgafrinchan!!!
Golgafrinchan!!!
Golgafrinchan!!!
Bunch of bloody loons!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

*Douglas Adams explains that the Golgafrinchans are so stupid that because they used the leaf as currency it will cost a three forests to purchase a packet of peanuts so they’re burning down most of the trees in order for the leaf to be worth more.

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Glen S - May 21, 2012 - Report this comment

Right you are, Matt. That was a rather large oversight on my part. Thanks for so excellently correcting that oversight, and for getting some awesome details in there like the phone sanitizers dooming the race and the color of the wheel. I forgot how fun that part in the books was. GREAT WORK MAN!

Porfle Popnecker - May 21, 2012 - Report this comment

People just don't seem to realize that without phone sanitizers, our phones would be a lot less sanitary.

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