Song Parodies -> "Batman"

Original Song Title:

"Blackbird"

Original Performer:

"Batman"

Parody Written by:

The Lyrics

This is a parody contribution to Matthias' 'superheroes/White Album' project. The project is awesome and it's located on the messageboards and you should totally go and submit a parody for it. This one is about the caped crusader. ENJOY!

Batman isn’t too afraid of heights
Sneak then disappear so you can spy
Pimped-out ride
You are just a batty, ninja, rich-guy who can glide

BATMAN slinking through the DARKer KNIGHTs
Shoot that grapple hook, BEGIN to RISE
Ow, my eyes
Now I’m scarred FOREVER, ROBIN me of sight he tries

Batman, fly
Zip up, guy
It isn’t right when we see your whites

Christian tries
Keaton plies
Clooney and Kilmer, two bats that bite

Batman swinging in his skinny tights
Take your enemy and beat him, wow
BIFF, BAM, POW!!!
We’re all celebrating as through henchmen waves you plow
Robin’s suit is grating, and he’s younger than allowed
Even if you’re dating, get him out of skin-tights NOW

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Matthias - May 25, 2012 - Report this comment

I like the fact that you got the Robin/ Batman love controversy in there as well as making fun of two of the worst Batman in existence... But no Adam West reference? C'mon man! Still a great addition to the Superhero Album

Rob Arndt - May 25, 2012 - Report this comment

Nice-555! Check out my "Joker Face" today- it's about Harley Quinn vs Batman. She was the Joker's lover/accomplice and built up resistance to toxins through Poison Ivy...

Porfle Popnecker - May 25, 2012 - Report this comment

Every line a gem.

Callmelennie - May 25, 2012 - Report this comment

I think I could do a parody on Batgirl using this song, or would that violate the rules? No matter, I'll do it anyway. As for you, 2NZ, if I were the judge I'd say you won today's competiition with this song, but that Porfle's "Victor Von Doom" is the overall leader

Glen S - May 30, 2012 - Report this comment

Thanks for the very kind comments everyone. I appreciate it. I meant to include this in the opening comments, but just fyi the idea for the title sub goes to THE CONQUEROR OF PARODIES. I think I was good about thanking everyone who helped me with title subs for the H2G2 project, and I forgot here. THANKS TCOP!

bobpiecheese - May 31, 2012 - Report this comment

Wow, I'm impressed at how much details about Batman lore you got into such a short song. I mean, the titles of most of the Batman films, his gadgets, the Robin controversy, his richness and even the sound effects of the 60's show (there's your Adam West reference, Matthias). Great work with the idea I pulled straight outta ass on short notice. The all-caps credit tickles me. Holy triple fives, Batman!

Jeff Reuben - June 22, 2012 - Report this comment

Some fun puns in here. Nice job on a short and sweet song, a good addition to the superhero project.

Blaydeman - June 26, 2012 - Report this comment

(SOTM) Good to see another Superhero project parody in the SOTM contest. What's really funny is I almost entered mine too LOL! I am also very shocked at how much info you jammed into this short OS! Awesome work!

bobpiecheese - June 28, 2012 - Report this comment

(SOTM) See above, this was fantastic in every way.

Abbott Skelding - June 29, 2012 - Report this comment

I liked how this one didn't go overboard with references, so that people (me) who don't know much about superheroes could understand it. I really liked the "Even if you're dating..." line, funny stuff!

Arwen - June 29, 2012 - Report this comment

SOTM...agree about the amount of stuff you worked into a short song...enjoyed this!

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