Song Parodies -> "Tough, Rough, Duffman"

Original Song Title:

"Long, Long, Long"

Original Performer:

"Tough, Rough, Duffman"

Parody Written by:

The Lyrics

While he might not techinally be a Superhero, "Long, Long, Long" isn't techinally a song (That's right. Suck it Beatles!) Still he wear's a Superhero costume even if he is more of a corporate icon than anything...

He is the tough, rough, Duffman
Hero who will sell you cheap booze
(Oooooh, oh, oh… Oh Yeah!)
Saving drunk dudes!

This guy’s the buff, scruff, Duffman
His pelvic thrusting astounds you
Fight crime! Serve brew!

When other beers leave gut lurching
Drinking his beer’s the best tasting
(Oh Yeah!)

Duffman will free you from blues
Party until the last case’s through
Yeah, You may spew
Or wind up screwed
When Moe’s reeks like gym shoes
Duffman rescues

Oh!!!

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Rob Arndt - May 28, 2012 - Report this comment

A suggestion- maybe you can do Duckman instead ;-D 555!!!

Porfle Popnecker - May 28, 2012 - Report this comment

It would be fun hearing George Harrison giving a solemn rendition to this parody!

Glen S - May 28, 2012 - Report this comment

I'm happy you included this guy Matt. And I'm extra happy you found a spot for the pelvis thrusting. "DUFFMAN is THRUSTING in the DIRECTION of the PRO-BLEM!"

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