Song Parodies -> "Wonder Woman"

Original Song Title:

"Sexy Sadie"

Original Performer:

"Wonder Woman"

Parody Written by:

The Lyrics

Note to my readers out there. I'm not a sexist but when you're the only woman in the Justice League that's basically a sausagefest you're going to have to deal with some annoying villains and heroes. That's basically where I was going with this while at the same time writing a kick ass tribute to the Amazing Amazon Warrior Princess... Wonder Woman!

Wonder Woman
You’re really tough
Made villains drool then kicked their butts
When men are fools you’ll beat them up
Wonder Woman
Oh…
Our jaws have dropped

Wonder Woman
They’ll tell the truth
With your lasso they cannot flee
Work with those dopes the Justice League
Wonder Woman
Oh…
Eternal youth

She’ll save the day and then her bumbling husband
She’s super strong and she can lift a bus
Wonder Woman
So kick ass
When she brawls

Wonder Woman
Our only hope
One twirl you’re ready in your suit
Wow girl, You’re beating up those brutes
Wonder Woman
No…
They tried to grope

Wonder Woman
Your see-through jet
For a joyride between the stars
But good luck finding where it’s parked
Wonder Woman
Oh…
Get a Corvette

The Princess of the Amazon makes every man unstable
Howling wolves like in Tex Avery

Wonder Woman
She’s the bravest wearing latex
Kicked your balls

Wooooooo…

With her bracelets bullets are blocked
Wonder Woman

To cut some prick throws tiara
Wonder Woman

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Porfle Popnecker - June 04, 2012 - Report this comment

Wonder-ful parody.

Rob Arndt - June 04, 2012 - Report this comment

Nice one-555! Wasn't Supergirl considered part of the Justice League? I am Marvel so really do not know...

Matthias - June 04, 2012 - Report this comment

Rob... I don't think so. She's not one of the main members at least but everybody from the DC Universe has been in the Justice League. So it's highly possible.

pickle - June 06, 2012 - Report this comment

So Wonder Woman and others would have been loitering on the reserve bench for ages?

Max Power - September 15, 2012 - Report this comment

Works wonders.

Meriadoc - September 22, 2012 - Report this comment

I liked 'good luck finding where it's parked' :D

Agrimorfee - September 23, 2012 - Report this comment

I agree with Merry. Coulda had more cute gags like that

Peregrin - September 24, 2012 - Report this comment

W/X: I may have been one of the view that found WW rather strange...but the parody wasn't :) Agree re Merry's observation, lol

bobpiecheese - September 25, 2012 - Report this comment

(ABC) Nice tribute to one of the main Trinity of DC. You did a great job getting so many parts of the character and her history in such a minimal song. 555!

brightCAP - September 25, 2012 - Report this comment

Nice references throughout! Nice idea to switch out the ladies. Favorite line: "But good luck finding where it’s parked"

Abbott Skelding - September 26, 2012 - Report this comment

I really liked the "good luck finding where it's parked" line as well as the "bravest wearing latex" line...nice work!

Blaydeman - September 27, 2012 - Report this comment

(ABC) This was great Matty. Not overly hilarious, but very clever and understated. My favorite line was "Good luck finding where it's parked!" LOL! Great line, and great work.

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