Song Parodies -> "He's Blade"

Original Song Title:

"Birthday"

Original Performer:

"He's Blade"

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The Lyrics

My final parody for the Superhero Album is about that vampire vampire-hunter Blade!

This vampire named Blade
Hunts bloodsuckers down, Yeah
They say “Watch out for Blade
Cause he will rip out your spine!!!”
Before human blood’s drained
They will wind up so screwed

He’s not zapping all those zombies, zombies
He’s not mauling all those mummies, mummies
But now Dracula’s stopped sucking, sucking

Demons won’t stand a chance (He’s Blade)
In a gla-gla-gla-glance (He’s Blade)
Dead by stakes in his hands (He’s Blade)
Crap!!!

Nosferatu is slashed (He’s Blade)
Slice a ga-ga-ga-gash (He’s Blade)
All those fanged f*cks are bashed (He’s Blade)
Yikes! Ash!!! Ash!!!!

This Daywalker named Blade
Makes Van Helsing useless
Don’t ever mess with Blade
He’s here to kill undead slime
They’re all running from Blade
Holy Water he’ll choose

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Glen S - June 05, 2012 - Report this comment

Nice inclusion Matt. Definitely a more tolerable vampire than those Twilight guys. Drawing to the end of the 30. Well done, and it's still been less than TWO WEEKS, if I'm remembering right.

Porfle Popnecker - June 05, 2012 - Report this comment

Good one!

Rob Arndt - June 05, 2012 - Report this comment

Nice choice-555! I didn't post anythign today b/c I was too sick last night, but I have some other ideas for superheros from Marvel, Indies, and even TV. My count near 60. As you stated, this could go on forever!

Matthias - June 05, 2012 - Report this comment

2nz... I think I posted this project on the 23rd so it's been 2 weeks and a Day starting today but damn I'm impressed with how fast this project went. I think it took an entire month for you to write the Hitchhiker's Guide To The White Album... But to be fair you were working solo mostly on that one. Thanks guys! This has been a fun project and it was great writing with all of you!

Glen S - June 05, 2012 - Report this comment

Congrats on a very successful project that generated a lot of interest really fast. Almost there man. Oh, and try FOUR MONTHS for me to get through all the WHITE ALBUM songs going solo. Slow and steady was the story there. Glad your project had considerably more speed :c]

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