I haven't done a Blonde Valkyrie parody in a while. For those that do not know who she was, she was a female German SS Helferin (Aux) that turned SS Werwolf in 1945 to fight a guerilla war with the Allies. This lasted until 1947, but there were never enough to start a wide rebellion, especially in the Soviet Zone of Occupation where she was trapped. With help from a SS chemist she poisoned the Reds with rat poison in Vodka she dispensed to drunk Red troops. Others she garroted or slit their throats with a Puma knife. And she also fired on them with a Gustloff VG 1-5 STG. In all, through sex lures and night killings, she managed to slay around 17 Red Army soldiers before being cornered and executed in what became East Berlin. Her body lay exposed to rot for some time until she was moved to a mass grave. In the daytime she posed as a rubble woman but knew her sector. She also had been raped. But when she was spotted running through the rubble with her blonde hair in braids she was called the Blonde Valkyrie by the Germans. She had to contain her hair in netting during the day and mixed soot into it from chimneys to make it look dark. She died in her 20s...