Song Parodies -> "Andrea Mitchell"

Original Song Title:

"Eleanor Rigby"

Original Performer:

The Beatles

Parody Song Title:

"Andrea Mitchell"

Parody Written by:

Brock O'Brahma

The Lyrics

NBC's at it again! Editing the news to advance their far left agenda. First they edit the 9-1-1 tape to make George Zimmermann look racist, which got some NBC lackey fired. Now Andrea Mitchell conveniently leaves out the germane portion of a Mitt Romney chat to create a straw man criticism. In case you missed it, Romney talked about an optometrist's experience with massive government red tape and inefficiency in subsidy reimbursements for treating indigent people. He had to fill out 33 pages of indecipherable gov'mt legalese. He compared that to private sector efficiency in the form of automated ordering at Wawas convenience stores. Andrea plays just the WaWa part to snarky giggles in the newsroom. The bitch refused an apology even after across the board condemnation from real journalists.

Ah, look at all the news that's yellow
Ah, look at all the news that's yellow
Andrea Mitchell
At NBC she misleads with misdeeds of deceit
Watch as she bleats

Edited Romney
Laughed at a gaffe never made 'til she chopped up his talk
Lady's a crock

What a dirty damn trick
A shark in search of chum
She's an apparatchik
She spews ad nauseum

Andrea Mitchell
One of the Brides of the Prez if he were Dracula
She looks undead

Spread propaganda
NBC likes to distort, misconstrue, and distract
Do they smoke crack?

And it ain't the first time
They've pulled this type of sh*t
Snipped the 9-1-1 tape
Made George Z. look ra-cist

Ah, ignore all the major networks
AAAAHHHHH! I can't stand their smug pie-hole smirks

What's to be learned here?
The mainstream press twists the facts to assist democrats
Friggin' moonbats

That's why they're sinking
Ratings are dropping like test scores at government schools
Dunces and fools

Oh, that Mrs. Greenspan
So bloated with hubris
Expert at the straw man
Prob'ly got a bonus

Imagine if Fox news said that Obama is undeniably a Muslim due to a soundbite where he talked about his "Muslim faith" in an interview with George Stephanopolous. They could have snipped the part where George corrects him knowing he meant to say "Christian faith". NBC is the real "Faux news".

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Randy Hearn - June 25, 2012 - Report this comment

Really good song!

Brock - June 25, 2012 - Report this comment

Thanks, Randy!

Michael Pacholek - June 25, 2012 - Report this comment

You'd have to be a complete idiot to think that Andrea Mitchell is a leftist. She married Alan Greenspan, for crying out loud. And if NBC is so liberal, why did they fire Keith Olbermann, the most honest man in TV news? Seriously, there is no "liberal media" anymore. Unless you want to count... me.

Brock O'Brahma - June 25, 2012 - Report this comment

Really? Marriage defines political ideology? Perhaps you've heard of James Carville and Mary Matalin? Keith Olbermann is a classic demagogue who can't get along with anybody. Algores network fired him. Even Chris "Tingly Legs" Mathews recently admitted that major network news organizations are "establishment liberal", going back to Cronkite and Murrow. Polls show members of the media overwhelmingly vote democrat. Taking into account print media, broadcast media, and entertainment media, liberal bias is inarguably dominant. Finally, you're hardly liberal media... liberal tool maybe.

Andria - June 25, 2012 - Report this comment

You did well, this person with a similar first name to moi is a big part of why the only news sites I follow any more are the Huffington Post and The Smoking Gun. 5s.

Brock O'Brahma - June 25, 2012 - Report this comment

Thanks, Andria. As a libertarian I follow the Cato Institute, Freedom Watch, Break the Matrix, and for some light reading, NRA.org. The mainstream media pretty much paints people like me as total loons.

Porfle Popnecker - June 26, 2012 - Report this comment

Good job.

Brock O'Brahma - June 26, 2012 - Report this comment

Thanks, Porfle.

constitution guy - June 26, 2012 - Report this comment

both parties play games and get caught. it's the HONEST voters who decide if justice is executed. liberals voters have no check and balance system so their media and crooks prevail.

constitution guy - June 26, 2012 - Report this comment

stable productive cost effictive changes and compromises can only come if liberal voters play fair with thier crooks. republicans let herman cain and john mc cain out to dry, because we want quality MORE than just to"win". when, no, IF lib voters play fair too, we'll get better quality out of these rat politicians but i dought liberal voters have that integrity.

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