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Song Parodies -> "Blair Will"

Original Song Title:

"I Will"

Original Performer:

The Beatles

Parody Song Title:

"Blair Will"

Parody Written by:

Robert D. Arndt Jr.

The Lyrics

This parody comes from the 9 season TV series "The Facts of Life" which starred Lisa Whelchel as Miss snotty, stuck-up, vain, and pompous rich girl Blair Warner who's constant bragging and boasting of her rich lifestyle annoys Natalie, Jo, and Tootie to no end. Thank goodness for Mrs. G!!!
The other girls despise you
Stuck-up little rich girl
Bragging and boasting all the time
Who dares to argue? Blair will

She doesn’t have a clue
Because she is so vain
Only shopping really matters
Thinks she’s a classy dame

Has lots of “Delusions of Grandeur”
Thinks she is so smart
Thinks her ideas are always better
Girls wish she had a heart

At Bloomingdale’s they’ll find you
Spending, with cash to spare
Natalie, Jo, and Tootie through
Because you can’t get over YOU!
For the things she does are hard to believe
Works her pompous skills
Blair will

Mrs. G is less than thrilled
Watching over a snotty girl…
http://www.sitcomsonline.com/photos/factsoflife-174-1c.jpg

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Overall Rating: 4.9

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2Eagle - July 06, 2012 - Report this comment
Boring show, but great parody.
Rob Arndt - July 06, 2012 - Report this comment
Depends as with all of those cult shows. I never used to like All in the Family as a kid b/c I didn't know the politics or social issues and that was way politically-incorrect before Family Guy came along decades later. Now I love watching TV Land and Antenna TV reruns. Also, my sister watched FOL and I always was lusting after Blair (Lisa), which is funny b/c in real-life she was a devoted Christian since age 10 and even became a singer. She has 1 Christan album on vinyl only and I have it as a collectors item! It's in mint shape along with my LTU I bought from Radio Shack in 1985!!!
Porfle Popnecker - July 06, 2012 - Report this comment
I liked what's-her-name better but Blair was my second favorite.
Rob Arndt - July 07, 2012 - Report this comment
Let me guesss...Nancy McKeon as Jo? Blair and her were always fighting!!! Charlotte Rae as Mrs. G always saved the day at Eastland though ;-D

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