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Song Parodies -> "Kate's Prenup Signed"

Original Song Title:

"Wild Honey Pie"

Original Performer:

The Beatles

Parody Song Title:

"Kate's Prenup Signed"

Parody Written by:

Robert D. Arndt Jr.

The Lyrics

Recently, Tom Cruise didn't have much to celebrate for his 50th B-Day due to Katie Holmes announcement of their divorce. Since she signed a prenup that cut her out of his fortune she will not get much money out of him but will probably get custody b/c Suri lives more in NY than LA. This was Cruise's third failed marriage after Mimi Rogers and Nicole Kidman. Scientology probably was the reason- its a weird cult and Cruise is a nutcase off-screen!
Cruise surprised
Cruise surprised

(Yet)

Prenup signed
Prenup signed

Kate denied
Money prize
Cruise denied
His third wife!

Celeb joinings not wise

[Scientology despised]

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Peregrin - July 09, 2012 - Report this comment
I'll vote for that, literally. Short and succinct, RA.
Porfle Popnecker - July 09, 2012 - Report this comment
I like Tom Cruise as long as he's up there on the screen where he can't get me.
Rob Arndt - July 09, 2012 - Report this comment
When he got married a third time I wondered how long it would last with the entire Scientology thing...
2Eagle - July 09, 2012 - Report this comment
Formula: Katie married him and had his kid. Tom was on the Forbes magazine list of richest men. Tom turned 50. He's religious - therefore she can claim he was controling. What do you think the outcome will be? It is interesting that you chose a Beatle song because this looks like a repeat of Paul vs. Heather. By the way, just because someone belongs to an oddball religion doesn't mean he's crazy. I know a lot of Mormans and Christian Scientists etc and they are as normal as we are.

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