Song Parodies -> "Formerly Wild Onion Pie"

Original Song Title:

"Honey Pie"

Original Performer:

"Formerly Wild Onion Pie"

Parody Written by:

The Lyrics

She once stinks of onions, but after she ran in despair, she was never seen for years. But one day, her ex-husband found her in a fashion magazine and realized how much he missed her. Not only that, she also cleaned up nicely and no longer smells. Will she want him back?

She was a smelly girl
Stinks of onion rings
No longer make me hurl
My eyes do not sting
Now if she could come right near me
This is what I'd say.

Onion pie you are smelling like daisy
I love you but I'm crazy
So can you please come home?

Oh onion pie our relation is magic
It is no longer tragic
You are making me foam.

You became a model of a fashion show
I bet your thoughts of meeting me
Involves a giant "No!"

Oh onion pie you've hated my strange antics
But my love is authentic
You are gone for too long.

Onion pie, come back to me.

Whoa that's a nice hat,
Whoooa, you got a nice room, my kind of woman.
New kind of woman, changed just like that!
Show me all your hot catwalk moves!

Glad you can still rock my boat
Over the sea
I wish you're coming back to me.

Onion pie you are smelling like daisy
I love you but I'm crazy
So can you please come home?

In the end, they decided to become friends with benefits.

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Matthias - August 11, 2012 - Report this comment

Onion Pie? Ewwwww.... This one really brings a tear to my eye but in a good way.

Porfle Popnecker - August 16, 2012 - Report this comment

At least she didn't smell like liver and onions.

Blaydeman - August 27, 2012 - Report this comment

(SOTM) Probably one of my least favorite Beatles song LOL! But you made it better with a strange, off-the-wall topic that had me intrigued to say the least. This must be one of those sweet onions I've heard of, but have yet to try. Good work.

Abbott Skelding - August 30, 2012 - Report this comment

As much as I love the Beatles, this spoof didn't really do anything for me. The story was a little too off the wall for my tastes. Good work though

bobpiecheese - August 30, 2012 - Report this comment

(SOTM) This one did not work for me. It was basically the same kind of song as the original, just with onions. And...yeah. No real funny moments, nothing to really set it apart from the song it's parodying. It just seems to be riding on the fact that "onion" is a funny word. I'm sorry, but this one really didn't work.

Arwen - August 31, 2012 - Report this comment

SOTM...not overly funny, but wacky, sure. If a guy called me Onion Pie, though, I'd be resistant to his advances, too! ; )

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