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Song Parodies -> "How Armstrong Lied"

Original Song Title:

"Wild Honey Pie"

Original Performer:

The Beatles

Parody Song Title:

"How Armstrong Lied"

Parody Written by:

Robert D. Arndt Jr.

The Lyrics

Lance Armstrong, serial Tour de France winner, has finally accepted the charges of the USADA that he cheated by doping up and therefore has lost his 7 titles, all awards, and owes sponsorship and award money that he accepted. He was once idolized as a hero to countless millions- a man that survived testicular cancer and went on to win races. He was a fraud... and still does not admit anything. He will not contest the charges and therefore is banned from his sport and the Olympics for life. Loser.
Armstrong lied
Armstrong lied

Doping high
Doping high

Lost his ride
Lost his pride
Won't deny
Charges applied

He was once idolized

[Armstrong now banned for life]
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Hu's On First - August 27, 2012 - Report this comment
At first I thought this was going to be about Neil Armstrong (i. e., a "Moon landing was faked" parody). Glad to see it wasn't, considering that Neil Armstrong just passed away. It's a shame about Lance, though. He was such an inspiration to many people and then he turned out to be a doper. If all our "heroes" are cheaters, what does that say about our society?
Peregrin - August 28, 2012 - Report this comment
I thought exactly the same thing as Hu when I saw the title! Also glad to see that I was wrong.

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