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Song Parodies -> "Number Two"

Original Song Title:

"Love Me Do"

Original Performer:

The Beatles

Parody Song Title:

"Number Two"

Parody Written by:

Robert D. Arndt Jr.

The Lyrics

I don't get off on toilet humor, but rewrote Max Power's parody of yesterday with slight improvement (took seconds, less time than my usual 26 minute morning Number Two on the "Throne" while reading the newspaper)!
Poop, Number Two
Gotta drop some stool
Get me to a loo
No pee, just some poop
GO! Number Two

Poop, Number Two
Gotta drop some stool
Get me to a loo
No pee, just some poop
GO! Number Two

No need to shove
Push it on through
Anus unclogged
(Here comes) sphincter goo!!!

Poop, Number Two
Gotta drop some stool
Get me to a loo
No pee, just some poop
GO! Number Two

Poop, Number Two
Gotta drop some stool
Get me to a loo
No pee, just some poop
GO! Number Two
Yeah, let me poop
Drop a load or two

… or three… or four!!!
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Rob Arndt - August 30, 2012 - Report this comment
Please note that I did not submit one last added line that read "In the bowl, feces soup"!!! I thought that was just too gross and omitted it :)

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