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Song Parodies -> "Stand-Up Comic"

Original Song Title:

"Day Tripper"

Original Performer:

The Beatles

Parody Song Title:

"Stand-Up Comic"

Parody Written by:

2LD4U

The Lyrics

Now, I have never dated, let alone marry a comedian. I imagine it may be something like this...............
(Riff is played)
He had no reason, for throwing my lunch out.
He had no reason, for throwing my lunch out now.
He was a stand-up comic, major talent yeah!
It took me so long to fight back,
And I'll fight back!

Oooooh!
(Riff is played)
He's a big joker, he cut off all my hair.
He's a big joker, he cut off all my hair, ow!
He was a stand-up comic, major head-case man!
It took me so long to fight back,
And I'll fight back!

Yikes!
(Riff is played)
Tried to rape me, I punched him in the nose.
Tried to rape me, I punched him in the nose, yeah.
He was a stand-up comic, real nose-bleeder, man!
It took me so long to fight back,
And I fought back!

Yeah!
(Riff is played)
Stand-up comic, major talent, man!
Stand-up comic, major talent man!
(Repeat, then end)
I am sorry to all those beautiful, young women who are married to comics who do not pull this crap! ;)

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