I've seen that show Geordie Shore
Many TOWIE rip offs too
there won't be a show like Geordie Shore
and then i'll see MTV ran out of Hollyoaks
does it have to do with Hollyoaks
I am sick off that Geordie Shore, Geordie Shore

Geordie Shore, Geordie Shore, Geordie Shore
I've seen a million shows
Geordie Shore, Geordie Shore

MTV must have been pissing themselves
with these awnsers being Newcastle
i can go to see the Geordie Shore, Geordie Shore
there is a latent message to the times of horrible
Mother Goose came to me on Uranus
there will be a troubled sport
Geordie Shore

Geordie Shore, Geordie Shore, Geordie Shore, Geordie Shore
i hold my breath in sadness
Let It Geordie
Geordie Shore, Geordie Shore, Geordie Shore, Geordie Shore
I held my breath within that
Geordie Shore

I hold my breath until that sadness again
comes to be the only son
there will be a TOWIE in Sunderland
I am dreaming of the Geordie weather
Sun, sand, rain, sea, and shit
hope you choke to death on a West Ham brothel

Let it Geordie, Let it Geordie, Let it Geordie
I am stuffing myself with a fun of laughter
Let it Geordie (Howay)
Let it Geordie, Let it Geordie, Let it Geordie
I am stuffing this shit with soil again
Let it Geordie

'Howay man, this surely is Newcastle. if it aint, i eat my breakfast angstily'
Barry Hyde (The Futureheads), April 2005