Song Parodies -> "Vegas"

Original Song Title:

"Taxman"

Original Performer:

"Vegas"

Parody Written by:

The Lyrics

I spent last weekend in Las Vegas. Weirdly enough, the sight of Las Vegas at dawn appears to have stirred my somnolent muse, at least for a moment. This is the first of three songs that are bestirring in brain at the moment. This is a protest against all the nickel and dime-ing and the overall high cost of all things on the Strip

Let me tell you how it will be
That's nineteen bucks for plain coffee
'Cause you're in Vegas
Yeah, you're in Vegas

If five buck water seems coerced
Be thankful you don't die of thirst
'Cause this is Vegas
Yeah, this is Vegas

(If you crack a joke) We'll charge your wit
(If you cop a feel) We'll charge per tit
(If you score some blow) We'll charge your hit
(If you take a dump) We'll charge your s&*t
(Vegas!)

Don't even try to surf the 'net (Vegas breaks your wallet)
You'll find the biggest rip off yet (Vegas isn't cheap)
'Cause this is Vegas
Yeah, this is Vegas

Now my advice for cabbie rides
Be sure to bring a stack of fives
'Cause you're in Vegas
Yeah, you're in Vegas
And you're working towards insolvency
(Vegas!)

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