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Song Parodies -> "Volge Will (Extended Version)"

Original Song Title:

"I Will"

Original Performer:

The Beatles

Parody Song Title:

"Volge Will (Extended Version)"

Parody Written by:

Robert D. Arndt Jr.

The Lyrics

4th in a new series of parodies dealing with the 7 Votan races of "Defiance". This one is about the feared Volge that are not really one of the 7 true races as they are non- living rototech war machine autonomotons. They were left behind in the Votanis System but managed to infilitrate the Ark Ships prior to departure. They fought in the Pale Wars against the Earth Military Command and Von Bach Industries reverse-engineered their war tech to make weapons for the EMC Army. After the Armistice the Volge went underground into hiding but recently emerged to march against the city of Defiance only to be defeated by the use of an Arkfall core energy improvised weapon provided by Nolan and attacking Spirit Riders with Irisa (an Irathient). The weapon was programmed by the Indogene and worked... for now. The Volge are the equivalent of Votanis Nazis, villains in the extreme!!!
Off-world they all had fought you
They knew you yearned to kill
The Ark Ships left just in time
They didn‘t take you, they were filled

Infiltration skills proved
You were still in the game
But your remnant was still scattered
Still, the Votans feared your name

Your fierce forces banded together
The Pale Wars were the start
Humans and Votans were soon gathered
VBI took you apart

And when at last they found you
Your rototech was not spared
Von Bach reversed engineered you
Copied weapons, did not fear you
Triumph, human adaptability
Von Bach had the skill
To drill

Volge scattered somewhere in the hills
Humans dented your armor, and still
To kill is your thrill...

[Adapting pre-programmed alien will]




http://cdn.defiance.com/defiance/images/game/environment/enemies/the-volge.png

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