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Song Parodies -> "You Kill"

Original Song Title:

"I Will"

Original Performer:

The Beatles

Parody Song Title:

"You Kill"

Parody Written by:

Robert D. Arndt Jr.

The Lyrics

This parody is based on the Norwegian horror film "Thale" that deals with the mythical creature, the Hundra. It is a wood nyphm with empathic powers, able to both heal and kill visciously. The set-up: Two CSI men come to investigate the death of an old man who has a hidden underground complex. The two men stumble upon a naked female who has been abandoned for nearly two decades and who has some strange surgery on her rear. The tail is found which strikes terror into one of the men, but they feed and care for the girl until a group of Norwegian soldiers come for her and the woods nearby fill with "Hundern" (Pl, Nor, Hundras). Thale evades and then systematically kills all of them while the two CSI men are about to be executed by the Commander outside. Hundras rip him to pieces and spare the men. Thale releases them and even cures one man of lung cancer. Then she disappears into the woods to seek her own kind- sequel to follow. A cool horror film but poorly dubbed...
Who knows how long he held you
He took you from the hills
Discovery of a lifetime
Were not for the zoo, but still…

For if they ever saw you
They would treat you like wild game
Was your tail that really mattered
Cut it off and you I tamed

Thale

Locked in the basement forever
From the world kept you apart
CSI team put it together
Hundra was kept in the dark

And when at last they found you
Norweg soldiers came prepared
With their guns and gas to trap you
Should have known enough to fear you
For the things you did were horrifying
All the blood you spilled
You kill

[Shots fired!!!!]
Aaaaaaaagggghhhhh!!!!

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Lifeliver - July 03, 2013 - Report this comment
Actually this wasn't half-bad (surprised?), interesting but obscure topic, except for the botched syl-count in the line 'locked in the basement forever' - I enjoyed singing along up to then.

You didn't give the weapon specifications - what a relief!

No comments and a swathe of gratuitous 555s, a familiar pattern with your parodies. Just WHAT is going on with your vote card Robert? Despite all your defences in the face of pseudonymous sniping at your 'blitz' program, you've continued to evade this question.

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