here come a fat one, it be movin out slowly,
it make stretchy colon, I wish it had rollers,
now it's there down to my knees
constipation baby is a painful disease,

I took some exlax, this one like a football
it come all at once I sit goo goo eyeballed
I say come on through, exit me
one thing I should try is some lube anal ease..
bunged together, right now, woe is me

my gut's production feels like rubber rainboot,
I think operation might be necessary for me
I got stuff now to make it slick
hope that when I'm finished my hole don't snap shut too quick
bunged together, right now, woe is me

I'm on the toilet I got early warning,
there was muddy water, I ain't got no filter
I say grab your ribs real tight and squeeze
hope for a good feeling, as my butt will release
bunged together, right now, woe is me