Song Parodies -> "Joe Dirt"

Original Song Title:

"Blackbird"

Original Performer:

"Joe Dirt"

Parody Written by:

The Lyrics

The movie "Joe Dirt" starred David Spade and Dennis Miller. It was about the life of a man whose parents abandoned him at the Grand Canyon and how crappy his life has been ever since.

Joe Dirt wearing a mullet wig,
Gets picked on and bullied all day.
All day long.
He just wants to find his mom and dad.

Joe Dirt wearing a mullet wig,
Girl wants to have sex with him.
All night long.
Gets turned on pretending she's his sis!

Joe Dirt, run. Try to find your mom and dad.

(Instrumental break.)

Joe Dirt wearing a mullet wig,
Mom and dad finally contacted him.
He's so glad!
Tries catching up with mom and dad.

(Instrumental riff.)

You're better off without crappy mom and dad.
You're better off without crappy mom and dad!

This parody probably will not make sense unless you have seen the movie. To those who have seen the movie, enjoy!

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