Song Parodies -> "Wolfman"

Original Song Title:

"Taxman"

Original Performer:

"Wolfman"

Parody Written by:

The Lyrics

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Let me tell you how it will be
I'm well endowed; well, follically
'Cause I'm the wolfman, yeah, I'm the wolfman

And ever since I got this way
I have to shave ten times a day
'Cause I'm the wolfman, yeah, I'm the wolfman

When the moon comes out, it changes me
When the moon comes out, I get shaggy
When the moon comes out, I scratch my fleas
When the moon comes out, I pee on trees

Wolfman!

[howling at moon solo]

'Cause I'm the wolfman, yeah, I'm the wolfman

I'm sprouting hair from toe to ear
(Ooo ooo, Head & Shoulders)
So dandruff is my greatest fear
(Ooo ooo, Selsun Blue)
'Cause I'm the wolfman, yeah, I'm the wolfman

Now I won't kill you if you vow (wolfman!)
To never taunt my unibrow (wolfman!)
'Cause I'm the wolfman, yeah, I'm the wolfman

Yes and my suit is hirsute all night (wolfman!)

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