-> "If You've Got Cuddles"
Original Song Title:
"If You've Got Trouble"
Parody Song Title:
"If You've Got Cuddles"
Parody Written by:
The LoopBeats
The Lyrics
If you've got cuddles
Then you've got less cuddles than me
You say you're hugging
You shouldn't go start hugging me (oh oh)
You've got the love of a wasp
You dropped so much teddy bears on top of me
Since you got cuddles
Means don't bring your cuddles to me
Please don't touch my dollies
Especially Paulie, my one
I think you're too ditzy
With all of those Elmos and guns (oh oh)
You think I'm hard as a rock
Well somebody's harder than diamonds and rings
Don't steal my dollies
Otherwise you're not Paulie's son
Don't talk to me on the phone
I am out of service now
You're gonna destroy my home
I don't think my mom is proud
If you've got cuddles
Then you got less cuddles than me
Don't touch my sockies, those sockies they belong to me
I'm not the one you must trust
Because of the windows, they just cracked on me
Stop with the cuddles
Stop stealing my cuddles from me
(Help me! Call the police!)
(instrumental break)
My toys are all on the floor
Spongebob and my Ponies too
I cannot open the door
My face frowned, because I'm blue
If you've got cuddles
Then you got less cuddles than me
Now on live TV
The people are talking to me (oh oh)
You've got the mind of a man
And you read books by Martin Luther King
Restock those cuddles
Nobody brings cuddles to me
100 Cuddles
But don't bring those cuddles to me
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