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Song Parodies -> "Girth Sway"

Original Song Title:

"Birthday"

Original Performer:

The Beatles

Parody Song Title:

"Girth Sway"

Parody Written by:

Robert D. Arndt Jr.

The Lyrics

Dude is way too fat! Please note that any parody on obesity is not meant to offend anyone nor their eating habits. I write off the top of my head about anything.
Disturbing, your girth sway
The way you choose your food, gross
Doctor's scale for a quick weigh
It's time to lose some weight, swine
Fat keeps all the girls away
You're gonna die, you are doomed

But
But
But
Be strong
Come along...

Time to start eating healthy, healthy
You don't have to be wealthy, wealthy
Exercise will surely help thee, help thee

Think thin:

No more sweats, buy some pants (Someday)
Have a shot at romance (Someday)
Bet you'd like to dance (Someday)
Make an entrance

So
Come on

Gyms are fun...

So cut back on the fats (Hurry)
Smaller portions, make 'em last (Always)
Pray and do a fast (Clergy)
Take a chance! Don't gain it back!

Get rid of that girth sway
Bust that gut, good for you!
Drop down to a safe weight
Relive all the good times
Weight-loss is healthy
For the new, improved YOU!!!

And beat Diabetes Type II

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