-> "All You Eat Is Bugs"
Original Song Title:
"All You Need Is Love"
Parody Song Title:
"All You Eat Is Bugs"
The Lyrics
Bugs, bugs, bugs.
Bugs, bugs, bugs.
Bugs, bugs, bugs.
You're plucking all your food from plants and shrubs.
Plucking things that sting, and ants and grubs,
Plucking things from maize and things that lurk out on hazy days,
Get queasy.
Nuggets you can bake or marinate,
Morsels you can baste or have 'em straight,
Nuggets you can stew, so you can purge out all the goo and slime,
Get queasy.
All you eat is bugs,
Things that creep, with fuzz,
Things that streak and buzz, buzz,
Entomophagy.
Bugs, bugs, bugs.
Bugs, bugs, bugs.
Bugs, bugs, bugs.
All you eat is bugs,
Things that teem in sludge,
Things that leave some smudge, smudge,
Entomophagy.
Nothing you must grow or tend till grown,
Nothing you must feed or have to own,
Nowhere you can meet that isn't rife with pests to eat,
Get queasy.
All you eat is bugs,
All are free for lunch,
All you need to crunch, munch,
Entomophagy.
All you eat is bugs, (All the nether chow!)
Crawly, creepy bugs. (Arthropod-y!)
All you see is grub, grub
Bugs are all you eat.
Crunchy chow to eat, (Entomophagy)
Stuff that crawls or leaps, (Entomophagy)
Buzzin' wasps and bees, (Entomophagy)
Yucky millipedes, (Entomophagy)
Lunch that lolls and weaves, (Entomophagy)
Full of calories, (Entomophagy)
Nuggets small and weak, (Entomophagy)
Pulled from stalks and weeds, (Entomophagy)
Flush and always cheap, (Entomophagy)
Ugly recipes, (Entomophagy)
Bugs are all you eat, (Entomophagy)
Eeey-yuck! (Entomophagy)
Bugs are all you eat. (Entomophagy)
Pests you ate, (Entomophagy)
Such appalling feed, (Bugs are all you eat)
Bugs are awful treats, (Entomophagy)
Such a daunting feast, (Bugs are all you eat)
Oh yeah! (Entomophagy)
She bugs you, yeah yeah yeah! (Bugs are all you eat)
She bugs you, yeah yeah yeah! (Entomophagy)
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