-> "Guy Who'll Sue"
Original Song Title:
"Old Brown Shoe"
Parody Song Title:
"Guy Who'll Sue"
The Lyrics
I want your money now 'cause it's right for what's wrong.
I want a settlement at the end of that trial that's way too long.
Now I'm the kind of guy who'll sue, cause I've been wronged by you.
I'm so glad you came here, it won't be the same when I'm through with you
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You know your food gave me indigestion when I wolfed it down
And there's too many third rails without every warning in your town.
You somehow gave me the flu, baby, I've been wronged by you.
I'm so glad you came here, it won't be the same when I'm through with you.
If I run you through the wringer, I'll have rings on every finger.
Not worrying anymore 'bout money, even if you won't find it funny,
You just know that, I'll soon have your dough
I accuse you of being a voyeur, and I'll win because of my ace lawyer.
I'm feeling good and feeling regal, and suing you like this is really legal,
You just know that, I'll soon have your cash
That love of your, to miss that love is something I'd hate.
I'll make an early start, I'm making sure that I'm not late.
For you sweet top lip I'm in the queue, baby, I'm in love with you.
I'm so glad you came here, it won't be the same when I'm with through you.
I'm so glad you came here, it won't be the same when I'm through with you.
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