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Song Parodies -> "Beats Spruce Goose"

Original Song Title:

"Love Me Do"

Original Performer:

The Beatles

Parody Song Title:

"Beats Spruce Goose"

Parody Written by:

Robert D. Arndt Jr.

The Lyrics

The Stratolaunch Aircraft...
Beats, beats Spruce Goose
And the Antonovs too
Fuselage: twin boom
Wingspan- 385' is huge!
Length- 238' per boom!

Beats, beats Spruce Goose
750,000 lbs of fuel
1.3 million lbs at cruise!
Sattellites LEO* use
Airports 'stead of pads is good!

Largest aircraft as such
Concept not new
Bigger than Space Ship One
And Daimler-Benz Projects too**

Beats, beats Spruce Goose
And the Antonovs too
Fuselage: twin boom
Wingspan- 385' is huge!
Length- 238' per boom!

Beats, beats Spruce Goose
750,000 lbs of fuel
1.3 million lbs at cruise!
Sattellites LEO* use
Airports 'stead of pads is good!
* Low Earth Orbit
** German WW2 aircraft-carrying-aircraft projects A through E
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Patrick - April 26, 2018 - Report this comment
Can't wait to see this one fly. Security code: HK5.
2Eagle - April 26, 2018 - Report this comment
They never got that thing to fly did they?
Rob Arndt - April 26, 2018 - Report this comment
The HK-4 (true designation) flew Nov 2, 1947. Technically, the plane was in ground effect at 70 ft altitude for 1 mile at 135 mph for 26 seconds! Basically a scaled-up German Bv-222 with longer wingspan, it was intended for the invasion of Japan as transport. Never happened. Stratolaunch did taxi tests last year and will fly sometime this summer.

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