Song Parodies -> "Amy's Nude"

Original Song Title:

"Love Me Do"

Original Performer:

"Amy's Nude"

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The Lyrics

Amy Schumer... gasp!

Amy's, Amy's nude
Freaks out the dudes
She eats too much food
Which does her no good
But she'll still F' you!

Amy's, Amy's nude
40 lbs to lose (give or take)
"I Feel Pretty" blues
Fat shaming tool?
Fat laughs are used... on cue

"Trainwreck" sucked
"Snatched" was just "good"
Her "I don't care" views
She has sagging boobs

Amy's, Amy's nude
Freaks out the dudes
She eats too much food
Which does her no good
But she'll still F' you!

Amy's, Amy's nude
40 lbs to lose (give or take)
"I Feel Pretty" blues
Fat shaming tool?
Fat laughs are used... on cue

AND:
Cena penetrated you (Gross)!!!*

* Reportedly on the set of "Trainwreck" sex scene

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Rob Arndt - April 27, 2018 - Report this comment

https://twitter.com/amyschumer/status/671353092630253569/photo/1

? - April 29, 2018 - Report this comment

You've written about her before. Do you have a thing for her, her waistline notwithstanding?

Rob Arndt - April 29, 2018 - Report this comment

She's funny, but doesn't vote and is lazy with her weight and eating habits. I just like her movies as her stand-up comedy routines are largely funnier to chicks.

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