Song Parodies -> "I Want To Hold Your Beer"

Original Song Title:

"I Want To Hold Your Hand"

Original Performer:

"I Want To Hold Your Beer"

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The Lyrics

Some time ago, the guys on local sports radio were discussing the question "what if the Beatles were a country band?" They started naming songs that the country Beatles would have performed, and one of them was "I Want To Hold Your Beer". I could not let that pass. Don't Know The Original Song (DKTOS)? It's on YouTube.

Oh yeah I'll tell you something
I'll make it very clear
Then you'll know that something
I want to hold your beer
That's why I'm standing near
I want to hold your beer

Oh please, say to me
The words I want to hear
Just say you agree
You'll let me hold your beer
It seems so very clear
That I should hold your beer

And when I sneak a sip I'm happy inside
I give a [belch] and then I just smile wide
Smile wide
Smile wide

Yeah, you got that something
That gives me lots of cheer
So I want that something
I want to hold your beer
Believe me, I'm sincere
I want to hold your beer

And when I give it back it's empty inside
You growl and crush the can while I run and hide
Run and hide
Run and hide

Yeah, you got that something
I call essential gear
So I'll tell you something
I want to hold your beer
And I will persevere
'Til I get all your beer
And then I'll disappear

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