Song Parodies -> "I'm a Boozer"

Original Song Title:

"I'm a Loser"

Original Performer:

"I'm a Boozer"

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The Lyrics

Still yet more Beatles Did'em all.

I'm a boozer
I'm a boozer
And there's never too much beer to me

Of all the suds I have poured down my throat
There is one brew that has gotten my vote
It was one beer in a million, my friend
I can't remember the name of the blend

I'm a boozer
The world just don't seem clear to me
I'm a boozer
And there's never too much beer to me

Although I drink and I fall to the floor
I still arise and can order some more
Those beers keep failing to drown my distress
Don't understand why my life is a mess

I'm a boozer
The world just don't seem clear to me
I'm a boozer
And there's never too much beer to me

I think I finally consumed a bit much
I pushed the gas down instead of the clutch
I'm in a cell now for my five-oh-two
And I'm stuck in here without any brew

I'm a boozer
And no one can get near to me
I'm a boozer
And there's never too much beer to me

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Johnny D - October 15, 2005 - Report this comment

Stick to whipped-cream-can-gas, dude.

Peter Andersson - October 16, 2005 - Report this comment

Not really an ode to beer, but on the other hand I never said Ode-to-beer-fest should only have songs praising beer (or did I?), only that they should be about beer. :-)

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