Song Parodies -> "Walmart Too?"

Original Song Title:

"Love Me Do"

Original Performer:

"Walmart Too?"

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The Lyrics

Jon isn't going to like this news! Walmart online is selling third party Anti-Trump merchandise! No way!

Wal, Walmart too?
What's got hold of you?
SJWs?
Please say it's not true!
Nasty shirts will get you booed!

Wal, Walmart too?
"Impeach 45" is no good (for goods)
Gives us REPs blues
You held All-American views
Don't follow fools!

Shopping we love
Trump stuff approved
But not this Left stuff
Stop, or we'll boycott you!!!

Wal, Walmart too?
What's got hold of you?
SJWs?
Please say it's not true!
Nasty shirts will get you booed!

Wal, Walmart too?
"Impeach 45" is no good (for goods)
Gives us REPs blues
You held All-American views
Don't follow fools!

We buy everything from you...

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Jonathan - July 06, 2018 - Report this comment

from what I understand, they were quick to pull the "impeach 45" jersey thing and claim that they had no intentions of selling such an item. is it back up? if so, that IS severely disappointing! I thought Walmart was one of the only safe havens from this anti-Trump hysteria! 5s

Alexander's Rag Tag Band - July 07, 2018 - Report this comment

They did pull the shirts from their site. These were sold third party, so it is possible that Walmart didn't know they were being sold.

Libby - July 08, 2018 - Report this comment

^^Exactly!

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