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Song Parodies -> "Two Got Through"

Original Song Title:

"Love Me Do"

Original Performer:

The Beatles

Parody Song Title:

"Two Got Through"

Parody Written by:

Robert D. Arndt Jr.

The Lyrics

Israel's David's Sling missile defense system was used yesterday to intercept two Syrian SS-21 missiles. Both interceptors malfunctioned and missed. One Syrian missile went off course and the other did no damage. The David's Sling was developed jointly with the US. It augments the Iron Done and Patriot 3 missile shields. Arrow 3s are used for ICBM interceptors. Anyway, the IDF is upset and Russia was happy.
Two, two got through
Rockets out of two
Technical goof
SS-21s made a fool of Jews
Whoa, the Reds approved!

Two, two got through
Iron Dome not used
What was the excuse?
Operators were smooth
Must be tech issue???

Did not draw blood
But bad first use
Missiles landed- went thud
IDF in bad mood

Two, two got through
Rockets out of two
Technical goof
SS-21s made a fool of Jews
Whoa, the Reds approved!

Two, two got through
Iron Dome not used
What was the excuse?
Operators were smooth
Must-be tech issue???

Israel can't allow ANY missiles through...

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Alexander's Rag Tag Band - July 24, 2018 - Report this comment
"The David's Sling was developed jointly with the US." SS-21s made a fool of US military. Like Russia made a fool of Democrats.
Rob Arndt - July 24, 2018 - Report this comment
Each shot is also $1 million. $2 million got wasted yesterday and think of Iran's and Lebanon's (read Hezbollah) arsenal of missiles stockpiled. Nearly 500,000 missiles. Israel's overlapping of Patriot 3, Iron Dome, and David's Sling systems could never deal with that many incoming in a day, days, or even weeks! They also have Arrow 3 anti ICBM interceptor missiles. Scary...
Jeff - July 24, 2018 - Report this comment
So the missiles missed the missing missiles? (Bad pun) 5's
Patrick - July 24, 2018 - Report this comment
I heard the Patriot missile doesn't have that great a track record, despite the publicity it received in the Gulf War. Don't know much about Iron Dome. I'm in the middle of a book about the Damascus, Arkansas Titan missile site explosion. Scary stuff. Those weapons are a bigger threat to the American public than to the Russians.
Rob Arndt - July 24, 2018 - Report this comment
Apparently, the Russian new weapons aren't doing well at all. The famed S-300 system was attacked by the Israelis who used aircraft with swarmers to shred the radar. No radar, no launches of missiles. The Sukhoi Su-57 is being shelved as defective. The T-14 Armata tank also disappoints. Even the AK-12 and new AK-15 are inferior to the Nikonov An-94 performance wise! The Sukhois bother me because both the older Su-37 Superflanker and Su-47 Berkut as demonstrators were superior to Western fighters. Why did the VVS pass them up to develop PAK FA into the Su-57? The Russians still have more and better missiles overall (severely damaging one of Israel's first F-35s), even faster hypersonic types... but the older stuff is proving more reliable. Go figure.

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