-> "Lois Lane"
Original Song Title:
"Penny Lane"
Parody Song Title:
"Lois Lane"
The Lyrics
Lois Lane
She is the lady friend of Superman
He very often has to save her from a fray
But then there's never a chance to pay
Cause he flies away
Daily Planet's where she types until it's overtime
About investigative stories she has done
But the Superman remains unknown
Though she knows his name
Funny game
Lois Lane
Cannot see clear through his disguise
Where familiar blue of x-ray eyes
Are hid by frames of black
Though Lois Lane
Does labor tirelessly upon the task
To pick the lock upon his born identity
He likes to keep his high endeavors free
Of unseemly scenes
Up up, away
Up up, away away
Lois Lane
Would like a smear to analyze
Make a wish and supersize
His blood cells, on a rack
Poor Jimmy Olsen
Is a kid that she can do without
A bit averse when "swell" and "golly" he will say
But just to keep his Super Friend in play
She will let him stay
Our Lois Lane
A pain to save from endless jeopardy
A super thankless task for super Paladin
Out of fire and then back in
It's a super strain
On her chain
Lois Lane
Would take a year to realize
There he is, Clark Kent behind four eyes
A pity, on wrong track
Lois Lane
Will she endear his super sighs
Marry Mr. Blue, domesticize
Lois Lane
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