Song Parodies -> "Muscovites! (As Imagined In The Runner-Up's TDS)"

Original Song Title:

"Hold Me Tight"

Original Performer:

"Muscovites! (As Imagined In The Runner-Up's TDS)"

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The Lyrics

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Impeach them right now!
Muscovites!
Trump is not the only one!
The whole Alt Right!
And his wife and sleazy son!

So throw (throw) the right (Alt Right)
In jail (On sight), Tonight (All Right!)
They're through!
Through, through, through!

Muscovites!
Let me go on telling you
That then, we might
Throw away the only key

We'll throw (throw) the right (Alt Right)
In jail (On sight), Tonight (All Right!)
Go blue!
Blue, blue, blue!

They blow!
Whether they are black or white!
They are Putin's acolytes, it's true
Because I say so!

Muscovites!
Find them where the sun don't shine
The redneck plight!
CNN needs sharper tines!

So throw (throw) the right (Alt Right)
In jail (On sight), Tonight (All Right!)
Pee-ew!
Pee-ew-ew!

They blow!
They should have no human rights
Wikileaks we'll extradite, it's true
Because I say so!

Muscovites!
Hold my brewski 'til I'm through
Because I might
Run again at your delight!

So throw (throw) all the right (Alt Right)
In jail (On sight), Tonight (All Right!)
They're screwed!
Screwed, screwed, screwed!

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Matthias - April 26, 2019 - Report this comment

I’m an unbiased unpolitical person so to me this looked like you were bashing a group of people with little substance as to why you’re bashing them. I’ll vote 5s but that’s only to help you against the onslaught of 1s you’re about to receive from people who know what you’re talking about and are easily offended.

Agrimorfee - April 26, 2019 - Report this comment

I agree with Matty that this is not very substantive. But I don't think you'll get that many 1-bombs simply because the people who you are directing this at don't know what a muscovite is (I certainly had to look it up myself) and won't glean its commentary from the title, so they won't bother clicking on it. :D

Peter Andersson - April 26, 2019 - Report this comment

Well, I did learn the word myself from a comment on one of my parodies here a few years ago (don't remember which one) and it reappeared to me now on Rhyme Zone - I figure I'd run with it in sort of simpleminded way by playing on the repetetiveness of the original. The parody could have used one of my famous long windy intros too though, I know you guys love those! ;-P

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