[Verse 1]
Here come ol' Ardie,
He comes...strolling to Steve's house,
He takes...one look around,
He's one...easy driver.
He goes...upstairs to the rooms,
Got to be relaxing,
He'll be ride with a zoom.

[Verse 2]
He in this kitchen,
Seeing food...that's cooked up,
He eats...yummy noodles.
He gets...drink of water.
He says..."I'll be here for today."
If we think of going home,
We'll do right away.
Tour explorer...Steve's house...take a look.

[Verse 3]
He going fishing,
Outside..of the abode.
He sees..fish and trout,
And even..pads on water.
D gon'..lay around outside and sleep.
May be on that golf cart,
Ardie drives with me, Leap.
Tour explorer...outside, take a look.

[Verse 4]
He golfing driver,
He'll be..in the forest,
He'll go near and farther,
He one..roadster racer.
He be riding with the man named D...
Wanna be staying short,
Cause we stayed until 3.
Tour explorer...gone home, riding free.