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Song Parodies -> "Pumpkin"

Original Song Title:

"Something"

Original Performer:

The Beatles

Parody Song Title:

"Pumpkin"

Parody Written by:

Porfle Popnecker

The Lyrics

Pumpkin in her baked hors d'oeuvres
Reminds me that this is October
Pumpkin on the steak she serves me

I don't wanna eat it now
I vote to delete it now

Pumpkin is a style of spice
At least it says so on the label
Pumpkin gets the bile to rising

I'm so gettin' queasy now
To throw up is easy now

She's frosting cupcakes in a row
Orange glow, orange glow
I'll toss 'em up now, here they go
Orange blow, orange blow

Pumpkin in the whey and toast
And now I'm actually drinking it
Pumpkin in the game day roaster

I know I'm defeated now
A woeful retreat, and how

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Voting Results

 
Pacing: 4.0
How Funny: 4.0
Overall Rating: 4.0

Total Votes: 4

Voting Breakdown

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Porfle Popnecker - October 08, 2019 - Report this comment
I left out the 2nd verse of the bridge! Here's the whole thing: She's frosting cupcakes in a row Orange glow, orange glow I'll toss 'em up now, here they go Orange blow, orange blow [guitar solo] She's kneading pumpkin to and fro Orange dough, orange dough It's in her body wash, oh no Orange ho, orange ho
Jonathan Spurlock - October 08, 2019 - Report this comment
No idea why you got 1's from someone else but here's a trio of 5's from yours truly. It's true that some stores, companies, etc., go overboard with pumpkin this, that and the other during this time of year but, hey, why not!? TOS isn't really easy to parody, what with the different rhythms, cadence, etc., but you did a great job IMO!
Porfle Popnecker - October 08, 2019 - Report this comment
Thanks! I'm looking forward to pumpkin spice cupcakes with cream cheese filling on the clearance rack at Walmart.
Joseph Little - October 08, 2019 - Report this comment
i love me some pumpkin spice
Porfle Popnecker - October 08, 2019 - Report this comment
I make fun of it but me too.
CML - October 09, 2019 - Report this comment
Here come ol' Porfle, he come ... goofing up slowly
CML - October 09, 2019 - Report this comment
I know you; you know me .... One thing I can tell you is these 5's come in threes
Porfle Popnecker - October 09, 2019 - Report this comment
Pumpkin spice for you!

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