Song Parodies -> "Hete Comes The Tums King"

Original Song Title:

"Here Comes The Sun King"

Original Performer:

"Hete Comes The Tums King"

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The Lyrics

Thought I'd try my hand at some nonsense Beatles lyrics

(1,2,3,4,5,6,7 .. All good kids pig out in heaven)
(Cue chirping cricket solo and ...)

Here comes the Tums King
Here comes the Tums King
Everyone is.gassy .. Everyone's relaxing
Here comes the Tu-u-U-ums King

Squanto por los nachos mi 'Smores por attaque corazon
Muchos pepperonies mis anchovies chica nuggets parasol
Ingesto avocado Neapolitano que can eat it caramel

Creamed yellow custard drips from his mouth
Falls on his shirt
Trying to stuff his face
Eats in a ravenous way
Slavering for a Vegas buffet
Keeps the other patrons at bay
Such a lean old man ( lol, lol, lol .. lol, lol, lol)
Such a lean old man (lol, lol, lol .. lol, lol, lol)

His sister Pam works a donut shop
She never stops
She's a dough gobbler
Takes him out to eat Krispy Kreme
Only place that she's ever seen
Her doctor says she's low on protein

Such a weighty old Pam, weighty old Pam .

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CML - October 16, 2019 - Report this comment

At first blush it would appear that I have mispelled the word "Here" in the title. In fact, "Hete" is the correct word, as this is the name of the ancient Muslo-Hindi god of gastro-intestinal relief

Agrimorfee - October 16, 2019 - Report this comment

Very good! 555 antacids.

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