Song Parodies -> "Mineral Miracle Brew"

Original Song Title:

"Magical Mystery Tour"

Original Performer:

"Mineral Miracle Brew"

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The Lyrics

Mineral Miracle Supplement (MMS) is touted in certain corners of the Internet as a cure for dozens of different diseases. In fact, it’s actually just another name for chlorine dioxide, which is industrial bleach!

Drink up, bleach up on the Mineral Miracle brew
Start right away!

Drink up, bleach up on the Miracle brew (2X)

Drink up (It’s a true sensation)
Bleach up on the Miracle brew
Drink up (to cure your constipation)
Bleach up on the Miracle brew

The Mineral Miracle brew
Is going to cure your disease
Going to cure your disease

Drink up, bleach up on the Miracle brew (2X)

Drink up (it’s the only cure you’ll need)
Bleach up on the Miracle brew
Drink up (deepest cleansing guaranteed)
Bleach up on the Miracle brew

The Mineral Miracle brew
Is going to put you at ease
Going to put you at ease

Enema time
Aaah!

The Mineral Miracle brew
Drink up, bleach up on the Miracle brew
Drink up (you might feel a burning)
Bleach up on the Miracle brew
Drink up (that’s just your health returning)
Bleach up on the Miracle brew

The Mineral Miracle brew
Will take all your problems away
Take your diseases away

The Mineral Miracle brew
You’re dying to try it today
Dying to try it today
Try it today

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