Song Parodies -> "Eight Feet Away"

Original Song Title:

"Eight Days A Week"

Original Performer:

"Eight Feet Away"

Parody Written by:

The Lyrics

1. My first parody here in a loooooong time! 2. What's another two feet of distance between friends?

Oooh I need your love, babe
Can’t come near, it’s true
I don’t want a virus
Distancing from you

Zoom me
Skype me
Text me
Type me

I ain’t got nothing but love, babe
Eight feet away

Love you every day girl
Hoarding’s on my mind
Short on toilet paper
Use what I can find

Zoom me
Skype me
Text me
Type me

I ain’t got nothing but love, girl
Eight feet away
Eight feet away
I love you
Eight feet away
Is far enough to show I care

Singing happy birthday
Coughing in my sleeve
Put a mask on my face
Using my sick leave

Zoom me
Skype me
Text me
Type me

I ain’t got nothing but love, girl
Eight feet away
Eight feet away
I love you
Eight feet away
Is far enough to show I care

Got a cough and fever
What am I to do?
Now I’ve gotten tested
Thank God—it’s the flu!

Zoom me
Skype me
Text me
Type me

I ain’t got nothing but love, girl
Eight feet away
Eight feet away
I love you
Eight feet away
Is far enough to show I care

Eight feet away
Eight feet away
Eight feet away

Parody by Mason "I'm healthy as a (cough) horse" Resnick

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