-> "Inject Bleach"
Original Song Title:
"Let It Be"
Parody Song Title:
"Inject Bleach"
The Lyrics
When I find my health in deepest trouble,
Daddy Don comes out to me -
Speaking words of wisdom,
"Inject bleach!"
And in this darkest epidemic
we need a sure-fire medicine
A certain virus killer -
inject bleach!
Inject bleach, inject bleach
inject bleach, inject bleach!
Virus gets an answer
inject bleach!
You may try inhaling chlorine compounds
and UV light - internally
but to really kill the virus
inject bleach!
Aspirin won't help in COVID
nor malaria medicine
but for getting rid of virus
inject bleach!
Inject bleach, inject bleach
inject bleach, inject bleach!
Approved by anti-vaxxers,
inject bleach!
And if your doctor's horrified of
do-it-yourself therapy
Say, "Screw you, Big Pharma"
inject bleach!
As there is not a drug for virus,
nor we do not have vaccine
Self-help is best help, so
inject bleach!
Inject bleach, inject bleach
inject bleach, inject bleach!
Ig-Nobel for Dad Donald
inject bleach!
Inject bleach, inject bleach
inject bleach, inject bleach!
Win the Darwin Award,
inject bleach!
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