Song Parodies -> "UPS Driver"

Original Song Title:

"Paperback Writer"

Original Performer:

The Beatles

Parody Song Title:

"UPS Driver"

Parody Written by:

Yenwod Dnalor

The Lyrics

This is the first parody I've ever created, made a pretty long while ago, but I figure it ought to be the first I put into the public.

UPS Driver (UPS Driver)
You wait by the mailbox 'till you see my truck
I've got places to be, so take your book
Gotta get a hose nozzle to a man 'round here
And I love my job
Yes, I love being a UPS Driver
UPS Driver!

It's not dirty, boring, or the least bit bland
And it even comes with a little fan
Got my Sundays off, hangin' with the fam
It's a steady life
And I love being a UPS Driver
UPS Driver!

UPS Driver (UPS Driver)
Got a thousand houses I deliver to
There'll be even more in a week or two
I'll get you a shovel or that engine part
It'll be safe and sound
And I love being a UPS Driver
UPS Driver!

You know you like it, so just buy that rice
I'll have it delivered to you overnight
But you can't return it, no refunds here
I won't need I break
'Cause I love being a UPS Driver
UPS Driver!

UPS Driver (UPS Driver)
UPS Driver (UPS Driver)
UPS Driver (UPS Driver)
UPS Driver (UPS Driver)
UPS Driver (UPS Driver)

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Patrick - May 02, 2020 - Report this comment

Welcome to the ranks. Commendable first effort. Delivery drivers are certainly on the front lines of this crisis. They don't always get the recognition they deserve.

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