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Song Parodies -> "Read a Book"

Original Song Title:

"Yesterday"

Original Performer:

The Beatles

Parody Song Title:

"Read a Book"

Parody Written by:

Lionel Mertens

The Lyrics

Don’t judge a library by its facade

Read a book
All libraries have a quiet nook
You’re bound to enjoy the time it took
Go, treat your peeps, and read a book

Donald Trump’s
Will have the best in athenaeums
A library for Americans
So, read a book at Donald Trump’s

Find a thrilling tome
Bring it home and have a look
Too much TV’s bad
Says Moms and dads, so read a buh - uh - uh - ook

Read a book
Television has a baited hook
Cancel Culture loves when ratings cook
Oh, kill TV’s and read a book


Teleprompter Joe
Maybe slow but he is no crook
Just like Nixon said
Be well read, and read a buh - uh - uh - ook


Read a book
Your porn collection should be forsook
Even if Stormy’s ‘pinks’ have you shook
Don’t, beat your meat, go read a book


Mmm... mmm... mmm..

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SPANK That Donnie Douchebag! - December 27, 2020 - Report this comment
One thing about this one. When I was in college, somehow there would be outsiders coming into the library 'magazine stacks' and would either flash at students and/or would be caught jacking off.

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