Song Parodies -> "Mannequins"

Original Song Title:

"Yesterday"

Original Performer:

"Mannequins"

Parody Written by:

The Lyrics

I went on a date with a mannequins once. But she didn't want to see me again, after I stood her up in a Macy's window while everyone watched me adjust her bra strap. Don't do business with mannequins, they'll stiff you every dime

Mannequins
Are better sometimes than man's best friends
They'll stand guard while a dog jumps the fence
Oh, loyalty's in mannequins

Miss Nomered
Falls for guys she doesn't mean to hurt
Her heavy frame can crush a pervert
Oh, mannequins get misnomered

Sex with them's a shame
It's the same lame poh-sish-tions
If you've gone too long
Get it on with mannequins

Mannequins
Can stare down a Sasquatch and not cringe
Get them to guard your back woods cabins
Oh, Big Foot fears mannequins

Get a sh!tless stiff
Call him Smith Andre Wousense
You don't need a gun
Yeti run from mannequins

Mannequins
Have never been known to take offense
Spit in their face they won't even wince
Oh, hock loogies at mannequins

Haaaack, hack hack hack
Haaaaack hack hack

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