Song Parodies -> "Get Packed (BoJo)"

Original Song Title:

"Get Back"

Original Performer:

"Get Packed (BoJo)"

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The Lyrics

This parody was trigerred by a text of a family member who believes she saw Boris Johnsons motorcade headed to his resignation announcement

BoJo was a man who thought he'd be a Churchill
Then his polls began to tank
BoJo left his home at Downing Street in London
For a Parliament'ry spank
Get back, get back, get back
To where you once belonged
Get packed, get packed, get packed
Get packed because you dont belong

Go home, BO

Got sacked, got sacked, got sacked
Got sacked because you judged it wrong
Get packed, get packed, get packed
Get packed or else the pain's prolonged

Sweet Christopher Pincher* thought they were two women
But they were a couple of men
All the flacks in town said Boris had forgiven
Then he did it twice again

Get packed, get packed, get packed
Get packed because you flashed your dong
Get sacked, get sacked, get sacked
Get sacked because your PM's schlonged

Get back, get back, get back
Get back to where you once belonged
Get whacked, get whacked, get whacked
Get whacked because you did Bo wrong

Whooo -OOH
Get whacked, Chris Pincher .. your PM's waiting for you
Wearing some steel toed boots
And a full brass knuckler
Get whacked home, Chris Pincher

*Chris Pincher played a big role in Boris's downfall by engaging in relentless sexual harrassment incidents with men, which Boris appears to have covered up

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