One, two, three, four
One, two (go)

Let me tell you what's freakin' me
It's not a dumb conspiracy
No, it's that black van
Yeah-eah, it's that black van

It follows me from dusk 'til dawn
Try to evade, it's never gone
'Cause it's that black van
Yeah-eah, it's that black van

Close to where my car's parked (that van's near me)
Where I cannot miss it (that van's near me)
Help me out, it's no joke (that van's near me)
That vehicle's all stalk (that van's near me)
Black van

Damn, it's that black van
Yeah-eah, it's that black van

Don't ask me what it stalks me for (haha, I know nothing)
If I knew that, I'd freak out more (haha, couldn't breath)
'Cause it's that black van
Yeah-eah, it's that black van

Tempted to slash a wheel, that's right (black van)
But I'm sort of attached to life (black van)
Damn, it's that black van
Yeah-eah, it's that black van

And just where is my delivery (black van)?