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Song Parodies -> "Help"
Original Song Title:
"Help"
Original Performer:
The Beatles
Parody Song Title:
"Help"
Parody Written by:
65th Beatle
The Lyrics
Help! I need rehab care,
Help! You know it’s just not fair,
Help! you know I need some care, help.
When I was younger, so much younger than today
I never thought I'd need this care in any way
But now these days are gone, and I'm not so self-assured
Now I find, I've changed my mind, I'm reaching out for the cure
Help me if you can, I need some care
And the help you show me is so rare
Help me get my head out of the air,
Won't you please, please help me.
And now my life has changed in oh so many ways,
My psychosis seems to vanish in the haze.
But ev'ry now and then I feel so insecure,
I know that I just need rehab like I've never done before.
Help me if you can, I need some care
And the help you show me is so rare
Help me get my head out of the air,
Won't you please, please help me.
When I was younger, so much younger than today
I never thought I'd need this care in any way
But now these days are gone, and I'm not so self-assured
Now I find, I've changed my mind, I'm reaching out for the cure
Help me if you can, I need some care
And the help you show me is so rare
Help me get my head out of the air,
Won't you please, please help me, help me, help me, oh.
Help! You know it’s just not fair,
Help! you know I need some care, help.
When I was younger, so much younger than today
I never thought I'd need this care in any way
But now these days are gone, and I'm not so self-assured
Now I find, I've changed my mind, I'm reaching out for the cure
Help me if you can, I need some care
And the help you show me is so rare
Help me get my head out of the air,
Won't you please, please help me.
And now my life has changed in oh so many ways,
My psychosis seems to vanish in the haze.
But ev'ry now and then I feel so insecure,
I know that I just need rehab like I've never done before.
Help me if you can, I need some care
And the help you show me is so rare
Help me get my head out of the air,
Won't you please, please help me.
When I was younger, so much younger than today
I never thought I'd need this care in any way
But now these days are gone, and I'm not so self-assured
Now I find, I've changed my mind, I'm reaching out for the cure
Help me if you can, I need some care
And the help you show me is so rare
Help me get my head out of the air,
Won't you please, please help me, help me, help me, oh.
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